May 2013
Reasons I'm single:
I’m ugly I’m awkward Nobody gets my humour I’m awkward I screw up everything good in my life I’m ugly I’m awkward I can’t find anyone to like me I’m shy I’m not pretty I’m socially awkward I never go out I’m weird I waste my whole life on the internet
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“You’re not really an adult at all. You’re just a tall child holding a beer,...”
– Dylan Moran (via holymum)
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It’s pretty sad when my mom has hidden all the pills in the house from me.
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mowwwg: “you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!” the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact
May 19th
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shedisenchants: shedisenchants: so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night you guys think I’m joking??
May 19th
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narutoe: i farted in the apple store and everyone got mad but it wasnt my fault they don’t have Windows
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mermaidsandmisandry: things i dont need in my life: wasps those stringy things on the banana commercials on youtube
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“the best often die by their own hand just to get away, and those left behind...”
– Charles Bukowski, “Cause and Effect” (via hellanne)
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akanedee: if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence
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babybehemoth: Anxiety attacks are the worst because sometimes you have no idea why you’re crying or angry and you just think of everything wrong in your life and you can’t control it all you can do is breath in and out and cry it out
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claydols: who decided that you need some deep back story in order to justify your tattoo if you think a deer is gonna look cool as hell on your arm then go ahead and get it tattooed
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